Just because I've been to the top of the mountain doesn't mean I'm over the hill. ·       Some people are born lucky, some people are born blessed, I'm lucky I was born blessed. ·       You need a lot of confidence to be humble and I'm not that confident. ·       People who wear glasses in houses shouldn't get stoned. ·       I think therefore I am, I am therefore I think I am, I am I think, I think I am, am I? I think. ·       The true saint knows that he or she is definitely not one. ·       Lesser mortals have a tendency to turn mere mortals into Gods to make their own lives more interesting. ·       Some donkeys like to kick ass, some donkeys like to lick ass. ·       Just because I'm calling the shots doesn't mean you have to bite the bullet. ·       Some people twist the truth to suit themselves, some people twist themselves to suit the truth, some people do the twist because they can't do the locomotion. This is a train of thought. ·       The criteria for originality can sometimes be the inability to copy properly.  ·       It's not as bad as it was but its not as good as it used to be. ·       The people you meet on the way up are all out at meetings when you're on the way down. ·       He's cool under pleasure.  ·       Hang in with the best and hang out with the rest. ·       He was raised with the rod of reason rasped regularly against his rear. ·       Who was that imposter who said we should treat victory and defeat with equal contempt? ·       Sometimes superlatives are superflous, and even the word ineffible is inadequate to express in words what words express to you. ·       You know you're getting older when instead of looking the part you have parted with your looks.  ·       Two musicians meet on Capel Street..  Musician 1: Where you heading head?  Musician 2: Out to Howth, head.  Musician 1: Whats out in Howth, head?  Musician 2: Howth Head, head.  ·       TV Presenter to Brush: Brush, why are you so confident? Brush: Because I'm a lot better than most people think I am.

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